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This web page has been censored by the US Government. It's true. An internet filter "interpreted this site to be inappropriate" after it was called up by a faithful government worker, who was surely on a lunch break and wanted merely to amuse him/herself with the funny musings of an acquaintance. Can someone tell me what is so inappropriate about my page?? Is it because of Guildo (see Guildo hat uns lieb)? Did I somehow disturb the all-powerful people at Starbucks (see Remember this...)? Perhaps a cuss word appears. OK, I'm pretty sure cuss words appear. So?! The word Nazi is also on the page, but that's only in relation to the movie "The Big Lebowski". And there's no kiddie porn here. But interestingly enough porn is not censored by this government filter anyway. By now we all know of a certain .gov web site we can visit with explicit pornographic descriptions of sexual 'incidents'. Is my page more offensive or "inappropriate" for the Web than that? I think not. As if I want to know what Bill and Monica did? Please. Just how did the Freedom of Information Act become an excuse for setting up the world-wide most popular porn site on the web? I'm sorry, who's being served by this again? Is there some big porn lobby out there that we don't know about, who's now pulling the strings for the Republicans? I smell a conspiracy! Luckily, none of you are allowed to read my opinions anyway.